Jeff's 2011 Birthday Card cover
Inside was written:Happy Birthday, Jeff.
I was going to get you a pair of pants but couldn't find poka-dot...
So I thought I'd get you a pair of shoes but I couldnt' find those big floppy red ones you wear all the time.
So... I just got you a pear. Enjoy!"
(Yeah, one of my better attempts at poetry, huh?)